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Well, I thought it was funny...
« on: January 13, 2019, 05:43:06 PM »
FYI.....younger people probably won't get this.  Unless they're really into old music.

I just heard about a guy who walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Okay, now I'm curious, who got that one?  ::)
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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2019, 05:48:50 PM »
I guess Dick Van Dyke didn't? :P
What a pity we can't know in advance who the spoiling minority are!

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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2019, 06:24:47 PM »
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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2019, 12:41:05 AM »

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

"I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2019, 11:00:09 AM »
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 :P :P ;D   Another cool one, Buster.  Wish I had time to sit around and think these things up...  (-!)
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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2019, 02:06:35 PM »
:P :P ;D   Another cool one, Buster.  Wish I had time to sit around and think these things up...  (-!)
He comes by it honestly Boss.
Too much time breathing Regina air will mess up your head. They actually have a thing down there called TTSSW. Mostly only affects displaced warm blooded creatures like Aussies. Commonly referred to as "What the hell were you thinking leaving the heat for this crap?" syndrome.


There might be a pharmaceutical  solution for the symptoms but I haven't heard of a cure yet. Sorry Buster :(









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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2019, 07:32:50 PM »
They actually have a thing down there called TTSSW. " syndrome.
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?????

I have to ask mate or I'll spend all day trying work it out. 

But I can't take credit for the joke, it's older than my time in Regina. I  pinched it just like many of my tunes.  :P


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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2019, 07:35:45 PM »
TTSSW. Trying To Survive a Saskatchewan Winter syndrome


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Re: Well, I thought it was funny...
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2019, 11:25:27 PM »
Thank you, I did, but 20 years later I'm still thawing out.    :o 8)