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Flash was supposed to be dead by now, White, but it's hanging in there.  Quite a few places still using it.

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Easy fix.  Everybody here gets together, creates a song that sells to Hollywood for a small fortune, then everybody here gets a new computer and software of choice.

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Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« on: October 29, 2016, 08:49:07 PM »
Wrote these lyrics 5-6 years ago, never did anything with them.  Never will.  Anybody that wants to be dumb brave enough to make a song out of them, feel free...


Well I loaded up the truck
Got the boat hooked up
And I'm almost ready to play
I gotta stop and buy the bait
Lord I can hardly wait
Cause I'm a goin' fishin' today

Then she said honey can I join ya
I won't be a bother
I just wanna spend some time with you
Well my hand started itchin'
And my eye started twitchin'
And I couldn't think of what to do

So I said let me tell ya honey
You wouldn’t be a bother
But I can’t take you along
Ya see the boat’s got a leak
And there’s bears in the creek
And putting you in danger is wrong

Well she gave me the look
Cause she knew me like a book
And she could see I’s puttin' her on
So I finally gave in
And said honey you win
Get your pole and come along

Well I stopped and got the beer
And put the cooler in the rear
And we headed out for the lake
But she wouldn’t quit her yappin'
I just watched her lips a flappin'
It was more than any man could take

When we got to the water
I was gettin' hot and bothered
Cause she wouldn’t leave me alone
I couldn’t take it any more
I set my beer on the floor
And I told her she should head back home

And she said Honey what’s wrong
I just thought I’d tag along
Just so I could spend some time with you
Well I finally had enough
I didn’t want to get tough
But I had to tell her what to do

So I said....

Hit the road and go back home
Just leave my butt alone
Why can’t ya just let me be
Ya know you won't stop talkin'
And all I hear is squawkin'
So you can't go fishin' with me

Well the second that I said it
I knew that I’d regret it
As she headed off down the road
I didn’t wanna let her go
But ya know I had to show her
That a man likes fishin' alone

Now fellas let me tell ya
Shoulda thought this out better
Cause I’m thinking I’ll be sleepin' outside
So if your wife ever asks
If you can take her fishin'
Say "of course, my adorable bride"
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2016, 09:01:43 PM »
Ha, ha, ha......
I just did a 3 chord thing and sung it all the way through........ Had me in stitches....  :P :P :P

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2016, 11:27:07 PM »
 :P :P :P

Cool, love to hear it...  ;D
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2016, 03:16:01 AM »
I didn't record it......  :-[

Maybe in a day or 2......  ::)
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2016, 03:46:11 AM »
A computer once beat me at chess, but as it turns out it was no match for me at kickboxing...

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2016, 04:26:14 AM »
The rule/s should be if you can put maggots/worms on a hook and take your own fish off the line then you can go fishing  (-!)

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2016, 01:16:02 PM »
The rule/s should be if you can put maggots/worms on a hook and take your own fish off the line then you can go fishing  (-!)

 :P :P

Yup.  And if you know when it's time for a serious discussion about home repair or why the kids need new shoes, and when it's time to just fish...  :-*
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2016, 09:15:01 PM »
Do your partners read these posts....  ;D

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2016, 10:58:34 PM »
Mine doesn't.  But then, she doesn't like to fish, either...  8)
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2016, 06:22:00 PM »
That would make a hell of a country song......
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