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Joom

July 13, 2018, 08:48:15 PM
Check post, Dave.

And sorry to hear the bad news, CB...
 

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July 13, 2018, 03:32:30 PM
Anyone heard from Joom?
 

agradeleous

July 13, 2018, 09:13:43 AM
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Smurf

July 13, 2018, 01:40:28 AM
"How come you popped up on Fri 13th?"

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buster

July 12, 2018, 08:27:00 PM
Hi Ag. How come you popped up on Fri 13th?  :o :o  :P
 

agradeleous

July 12, 2018, 06:24:12 PM
Howdy folks doing Hi thru do Hi !  
Cb hugs for you and your Pops .
Dave left ? And came back as funmp had no idea guess I been missing some stuff .
Ok later folks hugs ;)

RedJoker

July 09, 2018, 05:07:04 PM
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neilmac

July 09, 2018, 04:55:46 PM
Think I saved most of it.....a few music files missing or moved.....as far as I can tell the recording stuff is all there....but who knows till you go look for it to use it  :)
At this point, I definitely have much more than was lost....or could have been lost....so have to look on the bright side

RedJoker

July 09, 2018, 01:36:46 PM
Any luck on the restore, Neil?
 

neilmac

July 08, 2018, 03:08:41 AM
Major external hard drive recovery going on right now.... every recording I’ve ever made was on there  :o Not to mention all my CDs....ouch.....
 

combobob

July 06, 2018, 07:39:49 AM
thanks Dave, and it is so good to see you back.
 

FUNMP

July 06, 2018, 06:59:21 AM
You have my condolences CB. And a thank you for changing my mind though I've joined under a new name as you can see. Good that your father had his loved ones with him in passing. Very peaceful. Dave.
 

gc

July 06, 2018, 02:40:11 AM
My condolences too, CB.  Slip out peacefully, surrounded by the ones you love, reminiscing about memories of life.  Celebrating life.  Sorry for your loss, bud.
 

Jm2552

July 03, 2018, 03:04:06 AM
My thoughts are with you too, Bob.  It's an awful experience to go through.  Stay strong.

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following the recent trend
« on: August 10, 2017, 08:16:28 AM »
You hear about the guy lost on a desert island. Well he’s sitting there for months under a palm tree living on coconuts, when one day out of the water comes a gorgeous blond in a wet suit with and a backpack.
When she finds out he’s been there for months she say’s.... “well I bet you could do with something other than coconuts to eat".

So she unzips the backpack and pulls out a tinned ham, which he devours in a couple of minutes. “That was great” he says.

“Now I bet you’d like a drink and smoke” and low and behold she produces a bottle of scotch and a packet of filter tips.

When he’s had a few swigs and is puffing merrily away, she looks at him suggestively and says “and now I bet you’d like to play around”.

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“Would I ever” he says, “don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there”

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Re: following the recent trend
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2017, 09:26:19 AM »
 :o

 :P :P :P

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Re: following the recent trend
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2017, 10:16:08 AM »
 :P :P :P

That would be me...  (-!)
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Re: following the recent trend
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2017, 07:36:15 PM »
Tinned Ham? Urgh!!!! :o