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following the recent trend
« on: August 10, 2017, 08:16:28 AM »
You hear about the guy lost on a desert island. Well he’s sitting there for months under a palm tree living on coconuts, when one day out of the water comes a gorgeous blond in a wet suit with and a backpack.
When she finds out he’s been there for months she say’s.... “well I bet you could do with something other than coconuts to eat".

So she unzips the backpack and pulls out a tinned ham, which he devours in a couple of minutes. “That was great” he says.

“Now I bet you’d like a drink and smoke” and low and behold she produces a bottle of scotch and a packet of filter tips.

When he’s had a few swigs and is puffing merrily away, she looks at him suggestively and says “and now I bet you’d like to play around”.

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Re: following the recent trend
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2017, 09:26:19 AM »
 :o

 :P :P :P

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Re: following the recent trend
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2017, 10:16:08 AM »
 :P :P :P

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Re: following the recent trend
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2017, 07:36:15 PM »
Tinned Ham? Urgh!!!! :o