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buster

Yesterday at 09:29:23 PM
Thanks WS, it's a new looking site since I was last there.  I actually stopped using them a while back, altho they still pay me royalties, they stopped reviewing new work I submitted, so for the few songs they were using it was a waste of time.
 

kevmsmith81

Yesterday at 06:15:44 PM
Wow, talking about Soundclick.  I'd forgotten about that site.  That was where all my earliest uploads went.  I'm kinda amazed it is still going after all this time.  I'll have to check out the site properly as there used to be some interesting stuff on there.
 

whitestrat73

Yesterday at 10:38:25 AM
Oh, and of course, mail them using their online form, just to be safe.....  ;)
 

whitestrat73

Yesterday at 10:37:19 AM
I don't use/visit MooMoo, Buster, but on checking their site, I see no notices regarding changes.
I'd, maybe, email them to ask, letting them know about the mail you have.
 

buster

Yesterday at 10:06:41 AM
Anyone received an email from MooMoo Music claiming to have a new site and to reset your password?..and do you know if it's legit or not?
 

combobob

Yesterday at 01:25:29 AM
because I haven't used it in years
 

combobob

Yesterday at 01:25:05 AM
I found my old Soundclick page so perhaps it gets loaded occasionally?  :o
 

Gazebo

December 16, 2017, 09:49:19 AM
I was looking for the Soundclick pages too - I guess they must get closed down if they are not used for a few years :-[
 

combobob

December 16, 2017, 02:08:00 AM
and the Parent Directory has a few things in it too:
http://www.twotrackmusic.com/kaeftp/KAE_Challenge_Archive/
 

combobob

December 16, 2017, 02:06:48 AM
I have a list of all Challenges and the top 3 places from the first KAE to the Open of Sep 2012.
One link still works. Merry Christmas:
http://www.twotrackmusic.com/kaeftp/KAE_Challenge_Archive/The_KAE_Christmas_Album/
 

combobob

December 15, 2017, 07:23:55 PM
I will go through my bu drives today too Smurf. I think all I have is the info for each Challenge I used to set up the archives originally. Pretty sure I didn't save any songs as I figured they were all in the archives. Weird about the Soundclick pages going missing too...
 

Smurf

December 15, 2017, 07:00:58 PM
Well, spent last night & all of today going thru my BU DVD's....I have nothing....not a dam thing from the past challenges....

This makes me sick, it really does...... :'(
 

Joom

December 15, 2017, 02:24:10 AM
Well then.  Had to go do some work at a school this evening, and got wrapped up in their Christmas Party.  One of the students was performing.  Acoustic, electric, and slide.  Not a bad player or singer.

They offered food, but I had to work on stuff...
 

Joom

December 14, 2017, 02:40:18 PM
When the site got hacked a couple months or so ago, that was wiped out.  Song files, software, everything.  Now I have to rebuild a facility for that, but I don't have copies of all the archived songs...
 

Joom

December 14, 2017, 02:37:53 PM
In the "Additional Menu" above the shoutbox, Red, you'll see an option for "ODC Archives".  That was a place I set up to store archives from all our ODC challenges...

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Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« on: October 29, 2016, 08:49:07 PM »
Wrote these lyrics 5-6 years ago, never did anything with them.  Never will.  Anybody that wants to be dumb brave enough to make a song out of them, feel free...


Well I loaded up the truck
Got the boat hooked up
And I'm almost ready to play
I gotta stop and buy the bait
Lord I can hardly wait
Cause I'm a goin' fishin' today

Then she said honey can I join ya
I won't be a bother
I just wanna spend some time with you
Well my hand started itchin'
And my eye started twitchin'
And I couldn't think of what to do

So I said let me tell ya honey
You wouldn’t be a bother
But I can’t take you along
Ya see the boat’s got a leak
And there’s bears in the creek
And putting you in danger is wrong

Well she gave me the look
Cause she knew me like a book
And she could see I’s puttin' her on
So I finally gave in
And said honey you win
Get your pole and come along

Well I stopped and got the beer
And put the cooler in the rear
And we headed out for the lake
But she wouldn’t quit her yappin'
I just watched her lips a flappin'
It was more than any man could take

When we got to the water
I was gettin' hot and bothered
Cause she wouldn’t leave me alone
I couldn’t take it any more
I set my beer on the floor
And I told her she should head back home

And she said Honey what’s wrong
I just thought I’d tag along
Just so I could spend some time with you
Well I finally had enough
I didn’t want to get tough
But I had to tell her what to do

So I said....

Hit the road and go back home
Just leave my butt alone
Why can’t ya just let me be
Ya know you won't stop talkin'
And all I hear is squawkin'
So you can't go fishin' with me

Well the second that I said it
I knew that I’d regret it
As she headed off down the road
I didn’t wanna let her go
But ya know I had to show her
That a man likes fishin' alone

Now fellas let me tell ya
Shoulda thought this out better
Cause I’m thinking I’ll be sleepin' outside
So if your wife ever asks
If you can take her fishin'
Say "of course, my adorable bride"
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2016, 09:01:43 PM »
Ha, ha, ha......
I just did a 3 chord thing and sung it all the way through........ Had me in stitches....  :P :P :P

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2016, 11:27:07 PM »
 :P :P :P

Cool, love to hear it...  ;D
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2016, 03:16:01 AM »
I didn't record it......  :-[

Maybe in a day or 2......  ::)
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2016, 03:46:11 AM »
A computer once beat me at chess, but as it turns out it was no match for me at kickboxing...

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2016, 04:26:14 AM »
The rule/s should be if you can put maggots/worms on a hook and take your own fish off the line then you can go fishing  (-!)

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2016, 01:16:02 PM »
The rule/s should be if you can put maggots/worms on a hook and take your own fish off the line then you can go fishing  (-!)

 :P :P

Yup.  And if you know when it's time for a serious discussion about home repair or why the kids need new shoes, and when it's time to just fish...  :-*
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2016, 09:15:01 PM »
Do your partners read these posts....  ;D

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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2016, 10:58:34 PM »
Mine doesn't.  But then, she doesn't like to fish, either...  8)
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Re: Fishing song that could get you in trouble...
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2016, 06:22:00 PM »
That would make a hell of a country song......
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